That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck
And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.
so. many. things.
(Source: jape-art)
When a girl says she has experimented with girls, that does not necessarily mean she’s bi.
She may just be an evil scientist.
“This reminds me of all those magazines that give you 200 tips for losing weight and ‘looking great’ and then tell you that their secret tip is, ‘confidence is what will really attract people to you.’ It’s like society wants to shame you for not living up to their ideal, and also shame you if you don’t try to live up to it,” replied the mirror.
I still get that ache in my chest when I see your posts and pictures. You were never mine to begin with, but the rejection still feels fresh and I need to figure out how to release it. How do you let go of something that never was?
Tonight I was at work listening to princess music and I decided I want a fairytale. It doesn’t have to be a happily ever after thing. I just want my fairytale for a little while and then I will just continue living my life. Can that happen pretty please?
Hacker Dad Gender Swaps Character Roles in Nintendo Donkey Kong for His Three-Year-Old Daughter
To fulfill his three-year-old daughter’s request to play as Pauline and rescue Mario in Donkey Kong, Mike Mika hacked a ROM of the 2010 NES version of the game and rewrote it to make Mario’s girlfriend the heroine of the day.
Via The Daily What

